| 1. entity in the forest |
| 2. cylindrical presence |
| 3. bedtyme story |
| 4. horror on st.lime's hill |
| 5. frankenstein's castle of sorcery |
| 6. raven in the courtyard |
| 7. chamber of torture |
| 8. zekey zombie |
| 9. basement tales |
| 10. vampire stalks the east wing |
| 11. dr.vulcan's laboratory experiment |
| 12. dungeon of horrors |
Editorial Reviews
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Product Description
Horror on St.Lime's Hill picks up where Ghost Town left off.Another concept CD about a gold hunter named Jonny Stane that leaves the Ghost Town and heads to a new realm of horror.Jonny ends up at St.Lime's Hill, and once again has to deal with horror in a castle.
Horror on St. Lime's Hill
The singing is a high pitched screech and the music sounds like it was recorded on an 8 track in a garage. This is totally bogus!
This is NOT one of those CD's you want to own because it's so bad it's funny. It's so bad you want to avoid !
Omg, where do I START?
First of all, it sounds like his drum machine is either 4,000 years old, or is built into one of those little casio keyboards that you buy at Costco. Seriously man, those are the WORST sounding FM drums I have heard since the first TIFFANY album in 1984.
I was originally intrigued by some of the atmospheres created by the 'horror' concepts until I read the lyrics. I will never forget how I just could not stop LAUGHING when I read the lyrics to 'Spider Inside the Closet':
Is he affraid of the dark?
Ha ha ha, we'll make him affraid
Is there a way out?
Ha ha ha, not in this closet
Should we let him go?
No! not in my lifetime
Not in my lifetime? This is supposed to be a horrifying conversation between the spider and the walls? NOT IN MY LIFETIME? I couldnt stop laughing. I thought I was going to piss myself.
As I read on, I found more and more examples of the incredible lyrical ineptitudes of Mr. Storm. His concepts are possibly interesting, but completely sophmoric. It is hard for me to assume his age due to his 'spooky' secret persona, but based on the quality of his lyrics I would have to say he is no more than a junior in high school.
The guitar work is fair, and lends itself to some of the better work of the genre. He is no slouch in terms of playing your basic predictable thrash riffs and he does have an affinity for playing disjunct solos that have some very interesting flavors to them. However, it is very hard to listen to on whole as it sounds as if the entire thing was recorded in his bedroom with an old 4 track tape recorder.
The vocals of Mr. Storm aren impossibly annoying. All of the melodies are sung in flasetto that gives the impression that he has not yet undergone puberty. The tiny 10 year olds voice makes it nearly impossible to discern any of the lyrics, and very much takes away from the attempt at atmosphere as opposed to embellishing it.
When I saw very badly designed rubber mask and the entire stage persona of Mr. Storm, I realized that this music would appeal to the same people that found something redeeming in the music and lyrics of early Venom. With ridiculous phrases and a pathetic attempt at being dark and scary, Mr. Storms music will appeal to thousands of the culturally retarded that would probably have thought that Freddy Vs. Jason was a good movie.
This is a new release and doesnt have any reviews yet.
Product Description
Horror on St.Lime's Hill picks up where Ghost Town left off.Another concept CD about a gold hunter named Jonny Stane that leaves the Ghost Town and heads to a new realm of horror.Jonny ends up at St.Lime's Hill, and once again has to deal with horror in a castle.
Horror on St. Lime's Hill
Horror on St. Lime's Hill,Damien Storm,Mystic Guardian Music,Heavy Metal,Heavy metal and horror combined into one hellish soundscape.,Rock
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Horror on St. Lime's Hill
Damien Storm Manufacturer: Mystic Guardian Music ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD ASIN: B00004YVOV Release Date: 2000-09-19 |
Tracks:
- entity in the forest
- cylindrical presence
- bedtyme story
- horror on st.lime's hill
- frankenstein's castle of sorcery
- raven in the courtyard
- chamber of torture
- zekey zombie
- basement tales
- vampire stalks the east wing
- dr.vulcan's laboratory experiment
- dungeon of horrors
Product Description
Horror on St.Lime's Hill picks up where Ghost Town left off.Another concept CD about a gold hunter named Jonny Stane that leaves the Ghost Town and heads to a new realm of horror.Jonny ends up at St.Lime's Hill, and once again has to deal with horror in a castle.Customer Reviews:
HORRIBLE !.......2006-02-13
The singing is a high pitched screech and the music sounds like it was recorded on an 8 track in a garage. This is totally bogus!
This is NOT one of those CD's you want to own because it's so bad it's funny. It's so bad you want to avoid !
Complete and utter garbage.......2005-12-19
Omg, where do I START?
First of all, it sounds like his drum machine is either 4,000 years old, or is built into one of those little casio keyboards that you buy at Costco. Seriously man, those are the WORST sounding FM drums I have heard since the first TIFFANY album in 1984.
I was originally intrigued by some of the atmospheres created by the 'horror' concepts until I read the lyrics. I will never forget how I just could not stop LAUGHING when I read the lyrics to 'Spider Inside the Closet':
Is he affraid of the dark?
Ha ha ha, we'll make him affraid
Is there a way out?
Ha ha ha, not in this closet
Should we let him go?
No! not in my lifetime
Not in my lifetime? This is supposed to be a horrifying conversation between the spider and the walls? NOT IN MY LIFETIME? I couldnt stop laughing. I thought I was going to piss myself.
As I read on, I found more and more examples of the incredible lyrical ineptitudes of Mr. Storm. His concepts are possibly interesting, but completely sophmoric. It is hard for me to assume his age due to his 'spooky' secret persona, but based on the quality of his lyrics I would have to say he is no more than a junior in high school.
The guitar work is fair, and lends itself to some of the better work of the genre. He is no slouch in terms of playing your basic predictable thrash riffs and he does have an affinity for playing disjunct solos that have some very interesting flavors to them. However, it is very hard to listen to on whole as it sounds as if the entire thing was recorded in his bedroom with an old 4 track tape recorder.
The vocals of Mr. Storm aren impossibly annoying. All of the melodies are sung in flasetto that gives the impression that he has not yet undergone puberty. The tiny 10 year olds voice makes it nearly impossible to discern any of the lyrics, and very much takes away from the attempt at atmosphere as opposed to embellishing it.
When I saw very badly designed rubber mask and the entire stage persona of Mr. Storm, I realized that this music would appeal to the same people that found something redeeming in the music and lyrics of early Venom. With ridiculous phrases and a pathetic attempt at being dark and scary, Mr. Storms music will appeal to thousands of the culturally retarded that would probably have thought that Freddy Vs. Jason was a good movie.
cool music.......2005-08-01
The Singing Sucks.......2005-05-06
Please god what is this crap.......2005-05-05
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