Professional Smart Aleck

1. Kelson Says Hi

2. I Have to Kill You Now

3. Name Is a Name (My Name Is Carla)

4. That's Alright Now [Instrumental]

5. Guy Who Changes the Light Bulbs (Waffle House Song)

6. Wedgie

7. How to Build a Log Cabin (For Dummies)

8. Toasted Chicken Sandwich

9. Candy and Gum

10. Corny Schlocky Sappy Songs

11. Teachers of Clempson

12. Cascade [Instrumental]

13. Would You Rather Be Paid?

14. Therapy Works

15. What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone

Professional Smart Aleck,Carla Ulbrich,Official Seal,Folk,Folk & Traditional,Fun, funny stuff. Live in concert. Jokes, stories, wacky songs and hot guitar pickin'- as heard on Dr. Demento.. Songs about Waffle House, Wedgies, Love Triangles, dating for the food, psychotherapy and more.,Pop

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Professional Smart Aleck
Carla Ulbrich
Manufacturer: Official Seal
ProductGroup: Music
Binding: Audio CD

General | Folk | Styles | Music
Traditional Folk | Folk | Styles | Music
ASIN: B000223526
Release Date: 2004-05-04

Tracks:

Kelson Says Hi
I Have to Kill You Now
Name Is a Name (My Name Is Carla)
That's Alright Now [Instrumental]
Guy Who Changes the Light Bulbs (Waffle House Song)
Wedgie
How to Build a Log Cabin (For Dummies)
Toasted Chicken Sandwich
Candy and Gum
Corny Schlocky Sappy Songs
Teachers of Clempson
Cascade [Instrumental]
Would You Rather Be Paid?
Therapy Works
What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone

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Real Sick

Sick Humor: The Lighter Side of Illness
Carla Ulbrich
Manufacturer: Official Seal
ProductGroup: Music
Binding: Audio CD

General | Folk | Styles | Music

Traditional Folk | Folk | Styles | Music

General | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music
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Her Fabulous Debut
Professional Smart Aleck

ASIN: B0002XVS5Q
Release Date: 2004-09-14

Tracks:

Sittin' in the Waiting Room
On the Commode Again
Patient 2946065
Prednisone
What If Your Butt Was Gone
(Happy to Be) Stuck by You
Little Brown Jug
Colon
(I'm A) Specialist
I Got Tremors

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Real Sick.......2004-09-23

The package arrived in the mailbox with a hot pink Band-Aid®, just under the return address, marked with "Sick Humor." As you know, first impressions are very important and, with this one, I knew instantly that I was in for a something different. Sick Humor is a collection of darkly funny songs (they are about illness, after all) sung with tongue firmly in cheek and an optimistic viewpoint that is truly "contagious."

During a long illness, where she spent lots of time in hospital beds and "Sittin' in the Waiting Room" but was unable to play her guitar and write her own songs, Carla Ulbrich ("ole-brick") did what a lot of creative folks have done over the years: she put new words to already-popular songs. Sick Humor contains ten parodies, and one of them is even of her own song "What if Your Girlfriend Was Gone" (from Her Fabulous Debut).

Every period of music is covered here, from the Gershwin Brothers' ("I Got Tremors") to Willie Nelson ("On the Commode Again"). Her duplications of the Pretenders' "Brass in Pocket" ("Specialist") and Tommy Tutone's ode to a phone number ("Patient 294-6065") are remarkable. Even the Love Boat theme and the beloved and much-vulgarized "Colonel Bogey's March" from Bridge on the River Kwai don't escape Ulbrich's particular brand of satire -- she calls herself a Professional Smart Aleck -- with "The Colon" and "Prednisone," respectively, skewering them. (Stay tuned after the end of the CD for the harmony tracks from "The Colon.")

Though it's a little heavy on the scatology for my taste, with at least four songs featuring bathroom practices, Sick Humor is a terrific showcase for Ulbrich's quirky sense of humor and her eclectic taste in music. That she seems eminently approachable, just someone you know singing about familiar experiences, helps a lot. Not only is it a view of "The Lighter Side of Illness," it also makes me want to check out the other recordings she has made. And, of course, wish her the best of health.

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